Dating Hannah

         So my boyfriend will agree with me. I am the most difficult person to date. I like to be a difficult and a smart ass at the wrong times. When he asked me out we were skyping and I could tell he was trying to ask me out but I didn't say anything. Right when he was about to pop the question my brother busts down the door and yells, so he can hear "ask her out already!!!" and shut the door. I tried to turn off the mic before my boyfriend heard it but it was useless, he hear it. So instead of dropping it he asked me "what did your brother say?" and me being me, I told him that he said nothing and not to worry about it, but he kept asking so in my super coolness I tell him, "I forgot to feed my fish... umm.... I will be right back" and I leave for a good 5mins and come back, thinking he would have dropped it. No that boy didn't he kept asking and asking. Finally I just told him what my brother said. My boyfriend then tells me that he was about to ask me out before my brother came in. My answer "no you weren't!" and he said "yeah I was" and this went on for about 5mins, back and forth. He finally said "well are you going to say yes?" and I told him "yes I will go out with you but you weren't about to ask me". For almost everything I like to make things harder than they need to be. We were sitting and he asked if it was ok to put his arm around me, what did my big mouth say "yeah that's fine but you won't do it". Yes Dating me is full of smart remarks at the wrong times. My parents feel bad for him because he has to put up with me and my mouthiness. When he asked me to go to the movies with him on a "date" (he didn't tell me it was a "date" he just thought I would take it as that) I was pretty happy. I thought we would meet up and see then movie then go home... boy was I wrong. My parents made me text him telling him he had to come out to Fuquay and meet them. I am the first girl in my household to date someone in high school and my Dad wanted to make sure everything went right. He was listen to a song that motivated him for like a week. Some of the lyrics:
 "Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Ain’t it son?
Hey y'all run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I’ll be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun"
Oh yes my Daddy wanted to pull out his gun and clean it and have a talk with my now boyfriend (at the time we were not "dating") I wanted to MELT into a puddle. To make matters worst I told my boyfriend that my Dad yelled at the first guy who tried to take me out because my dad didn't like him. Yes I wanted to be a puddle. THANK GOSH THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN! My date was early and my Parents were late getting back from the store, so when my date walked in my parents were also walking into the house. I like to say God was on my side. My parents tried to invite themselves to the movies too and my date being nice almost said yes to them. Thank gosh I stepped in and told them no. After my parents made some jokes about me to my date we (well I) Ran out out of the house.